const arvind = {
location: "India 🇮🇳",
company: "Jigar Corporation Pvt. Ltd.",
title: "Founder & Chief Everything Officer",
pronouns: "He / Him / Bhai",
superpower: "Turning ☕ chai into production-ready code",
weakness: "Cannot say 'no' to a good side project at 3 AM",
currentMood: "Rooting phones that think they're safe",
philosophy: [
"If it compiles, ship it. If it doesn't, ship it anyway.",
"Sleep is just a premium feature I haven't subscribed to.",
"Documentation? You mean the code comments I'll write 'later'?",
"There are 10 types of people: those who root their phones, and those who are wrong."
],
askMeAbout: [
"Android Internals", "Xposed Modules", "Root & Magisk",
"Why my 47 side projects are all 'almost done'",
"How to mass-backup 400 apps without losing your sanity"
]
};
- 🏢 Founder at Jigar Corporation Pvt. Ltd. — Yes, it's as epic as it sounds
- 🔓 Android Power User — If it has a bootloader, I've unlocked it
- 🧬 First Open Source PR — Native OEM Face Unlock for biometric-app-lock (Merged ✅)
- 🔨 Builder of — Backup suites, AI tools, MCP servers, spyware detectors, and things that make phones go brrr
- 🎯 The Perfectionist — My code reviews take longer than the actual coding
- 🇮🇳 Proudly Indian — My code runs on chai, not coffee ☕
"We don't just build apps. We build apps that make other apps feel insecure." — Arvind Ji, probably at 4 AM
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06:00 AM ⏰ Alarm goes off
06:01 AM 😴 "5 more minutes..." (hits snooze)
09:00 AM ☕ Wake up. Chai. Check GitHub notifications.
09:30 AM 💻 Start "quick fix" that becomes a 12-hour refactor
12:00 PM 🍛 Lunch break (still thinking about that bug)
12:15 PM 🐛 "Found it!" (narrator: he didn't find it)
03:00 PM 🔧 Actually found it. It was a missing semicolon.
05:00 PM 🚀 Push to production. What could go wrong?
05:01 PM 🔥 Everything went wrong.
05:30 PM 🩹 Hotfix deployed. Crisis averted. Chai break.
08:00 PM 💡 "I have an AMAZING idea for a new project"
09:00 PM 📁 Creates new repo. Writes README first (obviously).
11:00 PM 🌙 "Just one more commit..."
03:00 AM 😵 Still coding. Chai count: ████████ 8
04:00 AM 💤 Falls asleep on keyboard. Dreams in Kotlin.
┌─── repeat ∞ ───┐
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If you want to collaborate on any project, just open a PR. I review code like I review food — thoroughly, with strong opinions, and a lot of chai.
| Fact | Reality |
|---|---|
| First PR | Native OEM Face Unlock — Merged ✅ |
| Side Projects | 54 repos. All "almost done" 🙃 |
| Debugging Strategy | console.log("HERE") × 47 |
| Favorite Error | It works on my machine 🤷♂️ |
| Sleep Schedule | cron: 0 4 * * * (4 AM, daily, non-negotiable) |
| Coffee vs Chai | "Choose chai or choose wrong" ☕ |
| Code Review Style | "Looks good" → Changes 47 files anyway |
| Backup Strategy | Jigar-Backup, obviously. I eat my own dogfood 🐶 |
⭐ If you like what you see, smash that star button like it owes you money ⭐
🇮🇳 Crafted with ❤️, chai ☕, and an unhealthy amount of determination from India
"Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection, we can catch excellence." — Vince Lombardi
"Also, always root your phone." — Arvind Ji